Prisoner #: 6969D
First Name: Scott
Last Name: Lang
AKA: Small Scott, Smelly Scott, Stinky Scott, Mr Stinkerrooney
Affiliation: None - Scott takes very fast showers
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Background:
Mr Lang was born in Coral Gables, Florida. Lang does not have the typical criminal background. He had good grades in school and a college education with a degree in Electrical Engineering. He has a young daughter named Cassie. Cassie and Scott seem to have a strong relationship despite his prison term. Cassie visits and writes Scott often.
Mr. Lang was an electronics expert but seemed to run-afoul of an unnamed corporate honcho and was blackballed from the electronics industry. Struggling with unemployment Scott turned to a life of crime to make ends meet. Using his electronic knowledge he was able to expertly disable alarm systems and rob commercial buildings. Scott's skills as a burglar were quite good but his skills in selling stolen property were not and he was quickly caught and ended up here in Seagate.
Scott is not the hardened criminal type and is scared and furtive in prison. He has excelled in our electronics class.
Crime:
Burglary. During his short burglary career Mr Lang robbed mostly fast food joints and local electronic stores.
Notes/Recent Events:
Mr. Lang has some how made enemies with Dave Cannon's White Power Gang. He was rescued by guards while getting a heavy beating. I have guards following Mr. Lang in an attempt to keep him safe. The guards can only do so much in a place like Seagate Prison. I do not envy Mr Scott Lang. It also causes me worry on what Dave Cannon could want with an Electronic Engineer.
Update:
Guards have recovered a sketch for a Whirlwind Armor in Dave Cannon's cell. It is unknown if this was what Lang was working with Cannon on.
Dave Cannon's sketch of Whirlwind Armor
Prisoners and Guards have complained about Scott Lang smelling foul. Initially, I thought he may be avoiding showering after the incident with Mr. Cannon. However, Mr. Lang protested that he has a medical bowel issue that causes him to have "especially gassy gas" and "really really stinky gassy gas." This is as of now unconfirmed by Seagate medical staff. I assigned the guard Mr. Albert Rackham the duty of ensuring that Mr. Lang showers. I have also issued Mr. Lang gas pills in-case there is any validity to his claim.
Scott's putrid smell has caused him to gain some infamy in the prison he is now often referred to by a variety of names that includes; Smelly Scott, Stinky Scott, and my personal favorite Mr Stinker-Rooney.
Mr Lang has had a good record in our walls and is a candidate for early parole. I will write him a recommendation upon release provided he lasts that long. I hope this will take Mr. Lang and his smell far, far away from my office.
Update:
After another altercation with Lang and the Whirlwinds we had him transferred to San Quentin where he will finish the remaining portion of his sentence. God Speed Scott.
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