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Monday, October 13, 2014

Guido Carboni - Seagate Prisoner File No 8873V

Guido Carboni - Seagate Prisoner File No 8873V


Maggia All Hail The King

Prisoner #:8873V
First Name: Guido
Last Name: Carboni
AKA:  
Affiliation: Maggia Crime Family


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Background:
Mr. Carboni grew up in an Italian neighborhood in NYCC.  He had descent grades until dropping out in High School.  He now three butcher shops, a construction company and a waste dispossal company.  No crimes have stuck on Carboni but he is believed to be a member of the Maggia crime family.  Some intel has Carboni as a major Maggia boss.  Given his large amount of businesses this would be the case.

Carboni cites his squaky clean record and says the allegations against him are nothing but discrimination.

Carboni strikes me as a dumb thug and I am amazed he has avoided criminal charges this far.

Crime:
Assault/Battery was witnessed beating a waitress for unknown reasons.  Charges have been dropped but Carboni is being held to see if he can provide any information on the Castle family murders.

He is suspected of having ties to the Maggia Crime Family.

Notes/Recent Events:
Mr. Carboni will be released soon.  He does not talk without his lawyer present.

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JQ

Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Seagate Light #1 - Seagate's Official Newsletter


THE SEAGATE LIGHT  


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THE AMAZING FIRST ISSUE!

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Note From Warden Tyler                                                                                                             
I have allowed the use of Prison resources and time on the creation of this newsletter in the hopes that it will provide some of you with skills that you can use outside of these hallowed walls.  The newsletter is a privilege and I will be watching both the newsletter and its effect on our population closely.  Any signs of incitement and the newsletter privilege will be revoked.  Use this resource wisely, carry on.

Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)                                                                         
Trevor Slattery - While filming a documentary the inmate Trevor Slattery disappeared.  Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding his disappearance.

The cafeteria is excited to announce that Sloppy Joes will be returning to Fridays, as well as Taco Tuesday next month.

The ongoing vandalism in the Bathroom stalls with etchings like "Whirlwinds rule" "Rivals are King" and "Chessmen Forever" will not be tolerated.  The situation is being monitored by the guards.

Dr. Noah Burnstein is a scientist requesting volunteers to undergo a experimental medical testing.  Prisoner will receive a letter of recommendation from the warden as well as a reduced sentence.  Only you can know if the risk of growing extra eyeballs, and glowing skin are worth it.  Neither Seagate nor Dr. Burnstein will be held liable for side effects of the experimental procedures.


Poetry                                                                                                                                              
The poetry selection was made by inmate Trevor Slattery prior to his sudden disappearance.  We felt with his enlightened Shakespearean background he could select an entertaining piece.  He selected the poem Ozymandias on the fall of Kings and Empires by Percy Shelley. Enjoy:

 
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away


Meet your fellow Inmates                                                                                                                      

Name:  Carl Lucas
From:  New York City - Harlem
Favorite Music:  Anything by Tupac
Favorite Movie:  Kill Bill - A story of revenge, I can relate.
Favorite Book:  Count of Mont Cristo
Favorite Food and Why:  Fried Chicken because it tastes great and goes with anything.
Least Favorite Food and Why:  Fish because it smells like Fish.  Plus they look funny.

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JQ

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The other escapee the Purple Man

With the apparent escape of Trevor Slattery my name is being dragged through the mud.  I was absolutely tricked.  I feel like a fool, an idiot and I am very, very angry.

This episode though has caused me to look at an older file from a colleague.

Who is the Purple Man?
It begins with a simple request for transfer of a prisoner.  This transfer was for a prisoner by the name of Zebediah Killgrave the Warden found that he had no such prisoner.  He initially thought it was a mistake until he did find one record of Zebediah Killgrave being admitted.  Confused he found massive gaps in video surveillance during the week where Mr. Killgrave was admitted.  There were no files on Mr. Killgrave they had all seemingly been destroyed.  Further, none of the guards seemed to recall Mr. Killgrave or what he looked like.

Somehow Killgrave escaped by unknown means and managed to erase all the files on his person and all of the security video.

One guard did recall finding a note that he saved.  It turns out it was found in the cell that Killgrave was admitted to.  The Guard walked by the cell and was confused to find it empty and with its door open.  He could not recall who was inside it and upon looking in the records it seemed that it was indeed empty.

One bizarre item found on the floor was the note.  It read:

I AM THE PURPLEMAN

My colleague has been greatly distressed by this incident.  Some have questioned his honesty in the matter but I feel he is being earnest.  Now with my own storm on my hands, I can't help but question who is this Killgrave?  Who is the Purpleman?

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Justin Hammer - Seagate Prisoner File No 4568B






Prisoner #: 4568B
First Name: Justin
Last Name: Hammer

Background:
Mr Hammer was a former industrialist who rubbed elbows with some of the biggest power brokers in the country.  His company was on the forefront of recreating the Iron Man armor used by the vigilante Tony Stark AKA IronMan. In my opinion he is a weak, melodramatic wuss and is high on my watch list for vulnerable inmates.

Crime:
The exact nature of the crimes committed by Mr. Hammer are classified.  He came in as a Class 5 SHIELD Prisoner for crimes against humanity.  My guess is that in Hammer's competition with Stark he crossed lines that should not have been crossed.

Notes/Recent Events:
Failed to complete job - Removed from duty.  None of the items built by Hammer seemed to work in prison machine shop costing Seagate thousands.  Did the government really buy stuff from this guy?

Filed a petition to remove items from Trevor Slattery's cell.  This petition was denied.  Mr. Hammer seems to take offense to Mr. Slattery's notoriety.  I will not have my jail used as a boxing ring for these two pieces of scum pillow fight contest.

Mr Hammer has taken up a relationship with another inmate known as "Baby"

Mr Hammer has begun an association with Dave Cannon.  My worry is that he is working on the same project that Scott Lang was working on that ended in trouble.
 Update: My guards have recovered a sketch from Dave Cannon's cell that shows what he calls "Whirlwind Armor".
Dave Cannon's sketch of Whirlwind Armor 

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