The Seagate Light #1 - Seagate's Official Newsletter

THE SEAGATE LIGHT  

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Note From Warden Tyler                                                                                                             
I have allowed the use of Prison resources and time on the creation of this newsletter in the hopes that it will provide some of you with skills that you can use outside of these hallowed walls.  The newsletter is a privilege and I will be watching both the newsletter and its effect on our population closely.  Any signs of incitement and the newsletter privilege will be revoked.  Use this resource wisely, carry on.

Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)                                                                         
Trevor Slattery - While filming a documentary the inmate Trevor Slattery disappeared.  Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding his disappearance.

The cafeteria is excited to announce that Sloppy Joes will be returning to Fridays, as well as Taco Tuesday next month.

The ongoing vandalism in the Bathroom stalls with etchings like "Whirlwinds rule" "Rivals are King" and "Chessmen Forever" will not be tolerated.  The situation is being monitored by the guards.

Dr. Noah Burnstein is a scientist requesting volunteers to undergo a experimental medical testing.  Prisoner will receive a letter of recommendation from the warden as well as a reduced sentence.  Only you can know if the risk of growing extra eyeballs, and glowing skin are worth it.  Neither Seagate nor Dr. Burnstein will be held liable for side effects of the experimental procedures.


Poetry                                                                                                                                              
The poetry selection was made by inmate Trevor Slattery prior to his sudden disappearance.  We felt with his enlightened Shakespearean background he could select an entertaining piece.  He selected the poem Ozymandias on the fall of Kings and Empires by Percy Shelley. Enjoy:

 

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Meet your fellow Inmates                                                                                                                      

Name:  Carl Lucas
From:  New York City - Harlem
Favorite Music:  Anything by Tupac
Favorite Movie:  Kill Bill - A story of revenge, I can relate.
Favorite Book:  Count of Mont Cristo
Favorite Food and Why:  Fried Chicken because it tastes great and goes with anything.
Least Favorite Food and Why:  Fish because it smells like Fish.  Plus they look funny.

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Notes - On Apparent Escape of Trevor Slattery

There have been no escapes at Seagate under my tenor until now.  Trevor Slattery has apparently escaped using the documentary crew filming as a ruse.  This is a very embarrassing event.

Of all the inmates I expected to pull off something like this Trevor Slattery was not even on the list.  I apparently let my guard down.

Jackson Norris the documentary film maker who was in charge of the documentary was obviously not who he said he was.  I am reviewing the background information on him now to see if I can kind any peculiarities.

Teams are hunting for Mr Slattery and Mr Norris now.  I have no doubt that both will be caught.

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David Cannon - Seagate Prisoner File No 7374V

David Cannon - Seagate Prisoner File No 7374V




Prisoner #:7374V
First Name: David
Last Name: Cannon
AKA:  White Power Dave,White Dave,Whirlwind Dave
Affiliation: White Whirlwinds


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Background:
Born in Kansas City, Missouri David Cannon was born to a poor family.  Little is known about his family life but he did very poorly in school.  He dropped out of High School and took up criminal enterprises.  His lengthy criminal record begins at the age of 16 and he is constantly in and out of prison.

Within the prison system Mr. Cannon took to the white power movement and is considered one of the Aryan Nation leaders within Seagate prison.  It is rumored that Mr. Cannon plans out criminal activity from prison that are then carried out by his gang the White Whirlwinds outside of Prison.  Due to these reports he is under intense surveillance.

Dave has also threatened numerous inmates with beatings and death.


Crime:
Too many to count.  Burglary, Assault, Murder, Auto Theft, Fire Arm with out a license, Possession of Narcotics, ID Theft.  If it is illegal Cannon has done it.

Notes/Recent Events:
Mr. Cannon's gang the White Whirlwinds has had numerous battles with the African American gang the Chessmen.  For the time peace prevails with the two groups.

The Whirlwinds have apparently had a battle with a new African American gang called the Rivals.  This attack in the yard seemed to have done with the approval of the Chessmen.  I wonder if Hegg's leader of the Chessmen hired the Whirlwinds to act as his agent in this matter to keep his hands clean.

Mr Cannon befriended Prisoner Scott Lang in electronics class.  It seems that Mr. Cannon wanted Scott Lang to build him a mysterious contraption.  Alarmed at the possibility that Cannon could be building something to escape I had the guards intervene.  This disruption seems to have resulted in Cannon blaming Lang for the intervention.  He has threatened Lang openly.  We are now protecting Lang as best we can but Dave and his White Whirlwinds are dangerous.

Mr. Cannon seems to be talking to Prisoner Justin Hammer.  I am worried this is to continue the project that he had initially hired Lang for.  Guard Albert Rackham believes Cannon wants a suit similar to that used by the vigilante Tony Stark AKA Iron Man. This is an amusing update because I do not believe that Lang or Hammer possess the ability to make such an advanced suit in Bell Labs much less from the confines of Seagate Prison.

My guards have found plans for what Cannon calls Whirlwind Armor in his cell:
Dave Cannon's Whirlwind Armor sketches

Mr Cannon threatened Prisoner Trevor Slattery in the lunchroom however he backed down when the Chessmen stepped in to protect Mr. Slattery.

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Update:
Mr. Cannon was questioned after the disappearance of Trevor Slattery. As of now it does not seem that he was involved.

Personal files of Tyler Stuart Warden of Seagate Prison  - JQ

Trevor Slattery - Seagate Prisoner File No 5044A

Trevor Slattery - Seagate Prisoner File No 5044A

Prisoner #: 5044A
First Name: Trevor
Last Name: Slattery
Alias: The Mandarin



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Background:
Mr. Slattery is a British National and a trained actor.  Before his now infamous Mandarin role he had only a few true acting jobs.  As the face of the faux 10 rings criminal organization he gained the notoriety he always yearned for...as well as a one way ticket to Seagate Prison.  He donned the Mandarin costume and read the lines that were issued to him.  He seemed at first to be a relatively harmless prisoner in a prison full cutthroats and assassins.

Mr. Slattery is a very popular inmate.  He has another inmate "Herman" acting as his personal butler and a Mandarin fan cult that act as body guards.  While, I initially presumed the Mandarin to be merely a role the actor played, I am now having doubts.  It seems that Trevor slips into a state of believing he actually is the Mandarin character he is portraying.  Almost as if the method acting he employs is actually turning him into the Mandarin.  Receiving notoriety is not helping matters.  I see little hope of Trevor ever reforming despite his seemingly benign criminal role, he may leave this prison as a far more dangerous criminal as the one who entered it.

Crime:
Terrorism and Conspiracy
The crimes committed by AIM corporation whom Slattery was working for are many.  It is hard to impossible to dis-concern how many of the crimes Slattery was part of himself.  When asked about his crimes Slattery will claim he had taken part in all of them simply to gain added notoriety.

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Notes/Recent Events:
The Prison has been asked to grant request by a documentary filmmaker Jackson Norris to film the insides of Seagate Prison and interview Mr. Slattery.  Pending a background check of Mr. Norris the request has been granted.  I am not thrilled about this request

Prisoner Justin Hammer has questioned the arrangements of Mr. Trevor Slattery.  His request is pending.

Prisoner Fletcher Heggs and his gang the Chessmen are acting as bodyguards to Trevor Slattery.

Update Escape:
Trevor Slattery Escape Incident Log 
Trevor Slattery has escaped Seagate Prison with assistance of Jackson Norris.

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Justin Hammer - Seagate Prisoner File No 4568B

Prisoner #: 4568B
First Name: Justin
Last Name: Hammer

Background:
Mr Hammer was a former industrialist who rubbed elbows with some of the biggest power brokers in the country.  His company was on the forefront of recreating the Iron Man armor used by the vigilante Tony Stark AKA IronMan. In my opinion he is a weak, melodramatic wuss and is high on my watch list for vulnerable inmates.

Crime:
The exact nature of the crimes committed by Mr. Hammer are classified.  He came in as a Class 5 SHIELD Prisoner for crimes against humanity.  My guess is that in Hammer's competition with Stark he crossed lines that should not have been crossed.

Notes/Recent Events:
Failed to complete job - Removed from duty.  None of the items built by Hammer seemed to work in prison machine shop costing Seagate thousands.  Did the government really buy stuff from this guy?

Filed a petition to remove items from Trevor Slattery's cell.  This petition was denied.  Mr. Hammer seems to take offense to Mr. Slattery's notoriety.  I will not have my jail used as a boxing ring for these two pieces of scum pillow fight contest.

Mr Hammer has taken up a relationship with another inmate known as "Baby"

Mr Hammer has begun an association with Dave Cannon.  My worry is that he is working on the same project that Scott Lang was working on that ended in trouble.
 Update: My guards have recovered a sketch from Dave Cannon's cell that shows what he calls "Whirlwind Armor".
Dave Cannon's sketch of Whirlwind Armor 

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Personal files of Tyler Stuart Warden of Seagate Prison  - JQ