Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Picture of masked vigilante

NYC PD has provided a picture of a masked vigilante who apparently beat to death a criminal.  I have been asked to see if he resembles any of our previous inmates.

The picture is dark and grainy, the man's face is masked, I can't say that it stirs up any memories of anyone specific.

I will hold on to it.  My guess is that we will be seeing more of this masked devil.


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-JQ


The Seagate Light #2


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Note From John the Cafeteria worker                                                                                         
Stop throwing your freaking food inmates! I am not your slave.  I work hard on your food.  It is not my fault that the budget for your food is so low.  Write to your politicians and families and ask for higher quality food I would be all to happy to cook it.

Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)                                                                         
Trevor Slattery - There is still no word on Trevor Slattery. Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding his disappearance.

The cafeteria is excited to announce that we will have Mystery Meal Fridays, ....one more reason to say TGIF!

Guards are watching the battles between the Rivals and the Chessmen.  Both groups will be separated, no acts of aggression will be tolerated.

Dr. Noah Burnstein now has one volunteer.  However, others will be accepted.  So if you don't mind growing three eyes or a tail please contact him.  Seagate will  not be held liable for any damages to your person from the Burnstein's experiments.

Quote                                                                                                                                              
Todays Quote came for our favorite fighter Man Mountain Marko

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
Ernest Hemingway

Ok so that is disturbing but thanks anyway Mr Marko.

Poem                                                                                                            
Today's poem comes from me myself and I, the one and only Shades!  I often think about what I will think about the outside world once I get out of this place.  There were many things in my past life I took for granted and I often wonder how I will see those things now, after being a prisoner.  So I have selected a section of the works of the poet T.S. Eliot.  Enjoy.



We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
Through the unknown, remembered gate
When the last of earth left to discover
Is that which was the beginning;
At the source of the longest river
The voice of the hidden waterfall
And the children in the apple-tree
Not known, because not looked for
But heard, half heard, in the stillness
Between the two waves of the sea.
Quick now, here, now, always--
A condition of complete simplicity
(Costing not less than everything)
And all shall be well and
All manner of things shall be well
When the tongues of flame are in-folded
Into the crowned knot of fire
And the fire and the rose are one.

Little Gidding V,
Four Quartets.
-- T.S. Eliot (1943)



Meet your fellow Inmates                                                                                                                      

Name:  Michael Marko
From:  New York City
Favorite Music:  Rocky Soundtrack - Eye of the Tiger
Favorite Movie:  The Godfather or Rocky
Favorite Book: Dirty Magazines
Favorite Food and Why: Pasta, Canoles, Italian food because it reminds me of home and my mom.
Least Favorite Food and Why: Seagate's food, because its inedible trash

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Can you solve the Seagate Files?

To Jessica,

Welcome to the Seagate files, I am not sure why you are interested in the ramblings of an old man like me.
There are mysteries in these files, unsolved cases, ciphers, unspeakable things....whispers.  Dark things, terrible crimes fill my mind and I find myself dwelling on them more and more everyday.  Something is happening in this world of ours.  Heretofore I have been unable to put the pieces together.  Perhaps you and that Peter fellow can make something of these files. Perhaps you can solve the riddles where I have been so unsuccessful.

Your friend,

Warden Tyler Stuart

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JQ

Monday, October 13, 2014

Guido Carboni - Seagate Prisoner File No 8873V

Guido Carboni - Seagate Prisoner File No 8873V


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Prisoner #:8873V
First Name: Guido
Last Name: Carboni
AKA:  
Affiliation: Maggia Crime Family


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Background:
Mr. Carboni grew up in an Italian neighborhood in NYCC.  He had descent grades until dropping out in High School.  He now three butcher shops, a construction company and a waste dispossal company.  No crimes have stuck on Carboni but he is believed to be a member of the Maggia crime family.  Some intel has Carboni as a major Maggia boss.  Given his large amount of businesses this would be the case.

Carboni cites his squaky clean record and says the allegations against him are nothing but discrimination.

Carboni strikes me as a dumb thug and I am amazed he has avoided criminal charges this far.

Crime:
Assault/Battery was witnessed beating a waitress for unknown reasons.  Charges have been dropped but Carboni is being held to see if he can provide any information on the Castle family murders.

He is suspected of having ties to the Maggia Crime Family.

Notes/Recent Events:
Mr. Carboni will be released soon.  He does not talk without his lawyer present.

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JQ

Friday, October 10, 2014

Luis Allegre - Seagate Prisoner File No 8876V

Luis Allegre - Seagate Prisoner File No 8876V

Maggia All Hail The King


Prisoner #:8876V
First Name: Luis
Last Name: Allegre
AKA:  
Affiliation: Maggia Crime Family


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Background:
Luis grew up in NYC, he is from poor Italian family.  He is a high school drop out.  He spent much of his years in out of juvenile detention for a variety of petty crimes and eventually drug dealing.  He eventually became a low level enforcer of the Maggia crime family.  Luis seems to have moved up the Maggia ladder and is now rumored to be a captain of Maggia crime lord Bruno Costa.

Crime:
Luis is suspected of taking part in the murders of Police Officer Frank Castle's family.

Notes/Recent Events:
Luis complains of a stomach issues.  The doctor believes he has an ulcer has prescribed the necessary
treatment.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Seagate Light #1 - Seagate's Official Newsletter


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I have allowed the use of Prison resources and time on the creation of this newsletter in the hopes that it will provide some of you with skills that you can use outside of these hallowed walls.  The newsletter is a privilege and I will be watching both the newsletter and its effect on our population closely.  Any signs of incitement and the newsletter privilege will be revoked.  Use this resource wisely, carry on.

Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)                                                                         
Trevor Slattery - While filming a documentary the inmate Trevor Slattery disappeared.  Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding his disappearance.

The cafeteria is excited to announce that Sloppy Joes will be returning to Fridays, as well as Taco Tuesday next month.

The ongoing vandalism in the Bathroom stalls with etchings like "Whirlwinds rule" "Rivals are King" and "Chessmen Forever" will not be tolerated.  The situation is being monitored by the guards.

Dr. Noah Burnstein is a scientist requesting volunteers to undergo a experimental medical testing.  Prisoner will receive a letter of recommendation from the warden as well as a reduced sentence.  Only you can know if the risk of growing extra eyeballs, and glowing skin are worth it.  Neither Seagate nor Dr. Burnstein will be held liable for side effects of the experimental procedures.


Poetry                                                                                                                                              
The poetry selection was made by inmate Trevor Slattery prior to his sudden disappearance.  We felt with his enlightened Shakespearean background he could select an entertaining piece.  He selected the poem Ozymandias on the fall of Kings and Empires by Percy Shelley. Enjoy:

 
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away


Meet your fellow Inmates                                                                                                                      

Name:  Carl Lucas
From:  New York City - Harlem
Favorite Music:  Anything by Tupac
Favorite Movie:  Kill Bill - A story of revenge, I can relate.
Favorite Book:  Count of Mont Cristo
Favorite Food and Why:  Fried Chicken because it tastes great and goes with anything.
Least Favorite Food and Why:  Fish because it smells like Fish.  Plus they look funny.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The other escapee the Purple Man

With the apparent escape of Trevor Slattery my name is being dragged through the mud.  I was absolutely tricked.  I feel like a fool, an idiot and I am very, very angry.

This episode though has caused me to look at an older file from a colleague.

Who is the Purple Man?
It begins with a simple request for transfer of a prisoner.  This transfer was for a prisoner by the name of Zebediah Killgrave the Warden found that he had no such prisoner.  He initially thought it was a mistake until he did find one record of Zebediah Killgrave being admitted.  Confused he found massive gaps in video surveillance during the week where Mr. Killgrave was admitted.  There were no files on Mr. Killgrave they had all seemingly been destroyed.  Further, none of the guards seemed to recall Mr. Killgrave or what he looked like.

Somehow Killgrave escaped by unknown means and managed to erase all the files on his person and all of the security video.

One guard did recall finding a note that he saved.  It turns out it was found in the cell that Killgrave was admitted to.  The Guard walked by the cell and was confused to find it empty and with its door open.  He could not recall who was inside it and upon looking in the records it seemed that it was indeed empty.

One bizarre item found on the floor was the note.  It read:

I AM THE PURPLEMAN

My colleague has been greatly distressed by this incident.  Some have questioned his honesty in the matter but I feel he is being earnest.  Now with my own storm on my hands, I can't help but question who is this Killgrave?  Who is the Purpleman?

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