THE SEAGATE LIGHT
Our Spectacular 2nd Issue
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Note
From John the Cafeteria worker
Stop throwing your freaking food inmates! I am not your slave. I work hard on your food. It is not my fault that the budget for your food is so low. Write to your politicians and families and ask for higher quality food I would be all to happy to cook it.
Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)
Trevor Slattery
- There is still no word on Trevor Slattery.
Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding
his disappearance.
The cafeteria is excited to announce that we will have Mystery Meal Fridays, ....one more reason to say TGIF!
Guards are watching the battles between the Rivals and the Chessmen. Both groups will be separated, no acts of aggression will be tolerated.
Dr.
Noah Burnstein now has one volunteer. However, others will be accepted. So if you don't mind growing three eyes or a tail please contact him. Seagate will not be held liable for any damages to your person from the Burnstein's experiments.
Quote
Todays Quote came for our favorite fighter Man Mountain Marko
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
Ernest Hemingway
Ok so that is disturbing but thanks anyway Mr Marko.
Poem
Today's poem comes from me myself and I, the one and only Shades! I often think about what I will think about the outside world once I get out of this place. There were many things in my past life I took for granted and I often wonder how I will see those things now, after being a prisoner. So I have selected a section of the works of the poet T.S. Eliot. Enjoy.
We
shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
Through the unknown, remembered gate
When the last of earth left to discover
Is that which was the beginning;
At the source of the longest river
The voice of the hidden waterfall
And the children in the apple-tree
Not known, because not looked for
But heard, half heard, in the stillness
Between the two waves of the sea.
Quick now, here, now, always--
A condition of complete simplicity
(Costing not less than everything)
And all shall be well and
All manner of things shall be well
When the tongues of flame are in-folded
Into the crowned knot of fire
And the fire and the rose are one.
Little Gidding V,
Four Quartets.
-- T.S. Eliot (1943)
Meet
your fellow Inmates
Name: Michael Marko
From: New York City
Favorite Music: Rocky Soundtrack - Eye of the Tiger
Favorite Movie: The Godfather or Rocky
Favorite Book: Dirty Magazines
Favorite Food and Why: Pasta, Canoles, Italian food because it reminds me of home and my mom.
Least Favorite Food and Why: Seagate's food, because its inedible trash
Here are your winning Jailbird Bingo Numbers
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Can you solve the Seagate files?
JQ
