Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Seagate Light #1 - Seagate's Official Newsletter


THE SEAGATE LIGHT  


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Note From Warden Tyler                                                                                                             
I have allowed the use of Prison resources and time on the creation of this newsletter in the hopes that it will provide some of you with skills that you can use outside of these hallowed walls.  The newsletter is a privilege and I will be watching both the newsletter and its effect on our population closely.  Any signs of incitement and the newsletter privilege will be revoked.  Use this resource wisely, carry on.

Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)                                                                         
Trevor Slattery - While filming a documentary the inmate Trevor Slattery disappeared.  Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding his disappearance.

The cafeteria is excited to announce that Sloppy Joes will be returning to Fridays, as well as Taco Tuesday next month.

The ongoing vandalism in the Bathroom stalls with etchings like "Whirlwinds rule" "Rivals are King" and "Chessmen Forever" will not be tolerated.  The situation is being monitored by the guards.

Dr. Noah Burnstein is a scientist requesting volunteers to undergo a experimental medical testing.  Prisoner will receive a letter of recommendation from the warden as well as a reduced sentence.  Only you can know if the risk of growing extra eyeballs, and glowing skin are worth it.  Neither Seagate nor Dr. Burnstein will be held liable for side effects of the experimental procedures.


Poetry                                                                                                                                              
The poetry selection was made by inmate Trevor Slattery prior to his sudden disappearance.  We felt with his enlightened Shakespearean background he could select an entertaining piece.  He selected the poem Ozymandias on the fall of Kings and Empires by Percy Shelley. Enjoy:

 
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away


Meet your fellow Inmates                                                                                                                      

Name:  Carl Lucas
From:  New York City - Harlem
Favorite Music:  Anything by Tupac
Favorite Movie:  Kill Bill - A story of revenge, I can relate.
Favorite Book:  Count of Mont Cristo
Favorite Food and Why:  Fried Chicken because it tastes great and goes with anything.
Least Favorite Food and Why:  Fish because it smells like Fish.  Plus they look funny.

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JQ

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The other escapee the Purple Man

With the apparent escape of Trevor Slattery my name is being dragged through the mud.  I was absolutely tricked.  I feel like a fool, an idiot and I am very, very angry.

This episode though has caused me to look at an older file from a colleague.

Who is the Purple Man?
It begins with a simple request for transfer of a prisoner.  This transfer was for a prisoner by the name of Zebediah Killgrave the Warden found that he had no such prisoner.  He initially thought it was a mistake until he did find one record of Zebediah Killgrave being admitted.  Confused he found massive gaps in video surveillance during the week where Mr. Killgrave was admitted.  There were no files on Mr. Killgrave they had all seemingly been destroyed.  Further, none of the guards seemed to recall Mr. Killgrave or what he looked like.

Somehow Killgrave escaped by unknown means and managed to erase all the files on his person and all of the security video.

One guard did recall finding a note that he saved.  It turns out it was found in the cell that Killgrave was admitted to.  The Guard walked by the cell and was confused to find it empty and with its door open.  He could not recall who was inside it and upon looking in the records it seemed that it was indeed empty.

One bizarre item found on the floor was the note.  It read:

I AM THE PURPLEMAN

My colleague has been greatly distressed by this incident.  Some have questioned his honesty in the matter but I feel he is being earnest.  Now with my own storm on my hands, I can't help but question who is this Killgrave?  Who is the Purpleman?

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Notes - On Apparent Escape of Trevor Slattery

There have been no escapes at Seagate under my tenor until now.  Trevor Slattery has apparently escaped using the documentary crew filming as a ruse.  This is a very embarrassing event.

Of all the inmates I expected to pull off something like this Trevor Slattery was not even on the list.  I apparently let my guard down.

Jackson Norris the documentary film maker who was in charge of the documentary was obviously not who he said he was.  I am reviewing the background information on him now to see if I can kind any peculiarities.

Teams are hunting for Mr Slattery and Mr Norris now.  I have no doubt that both will be caught.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Request for volunteers from Dr Noah Burstein

Seagate received a request from a Dr Burstein to set up a lab on the premises of Seagate and allow for experiments on prisoner volunteers.  I initially declined this request but the matter seems to have been approved by someone over my head.  The lab equipment is already in transit.

I hate the idea of prisoners being used as guinea pigs.  My duty as warden is not simply to protect the outside world from the prisoners but also to protect the prisoners themselves.  Usually, this means protecting them from themselves or an over zealous guard.  In this instance it seems the outside world wishes to meddle with them.  The world may soon wish they left this place in peace.

My reservations aside it sounds like Burstein's study is on cell regeneration and I don't see that leading to much trouble.  Nonetheless, these are very dangerous criminals and I will need to find a guard or two to watch over the precedings.  Yet another tax on my already limited resources.

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Prisoner X - Seagate Prisoner File No X

Prisoner X - Seagate Prisoner File No X

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Prisoner #:X
First Name: Benjamin ?
Last Name: Poindexter?
AKA:  Baseball Kid

Affiliation:


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Background:
The information in this file I am afraid is murky at best.  The details here are based off my recollections of events that transpired at the Prison years ago.

The exact file on Prisoner X was taken by an unknown government agency when they came and took him away.  They claimed it was to hold him in more secure facilities.  At the time I was relieved to be rid of his dangerous presence but now I wonder what the true intentions of the government agency actually were.  It is bizarre that no files exist and I am forced to write down the information here from my own memory.  Luckily, this prisoner stands out in my mind and I am confident I can at least gather the major details of his case correctly.

The story of Prisoner X was a sad one.  He came from a home of extreme abuse.  He and his brother were forced to hunt for food by their drunk and abusive father.  They were given 1 bullet a piece for this task and if they missed they were beaten horribly.  It seems this abusive game resulted in the boy becoming a sociopath as well as developing an uncanny accuracy ability.  At an age of ? he was transfered into foster care when his brother burned down the family home killing their father.

Prisoner X was transferred from various foster homes.  Foster parents reported he was violent, uncaring, and devoid of human emotion.  Parents reported that the only pleasure he seemed to take was from causing pain and injury to others.  There were reports of abuse on animals, both pets and wildlife.  Eventually, he found a foster family with a passion for baseball and he seemed to straighten up.  Apparently, Prisoner X's ability of accuracy lent itself to pitching and he quickly rose through the High school ranks as a top pitcher.  The family felt that he at least attempted to fit into society and began following rules.  They were not sure if he ever felt true empathy but at least he began to fake it.  They did note he would become murderously angry and lash out at anything around him if he ever missed.  Prisoner X's baseball career came to a terrible end when Prisoner X was teased by a batter.  Prisoner X threw a fast ball that hit the batter with such a force that it shattered his helmet and snapped his neck.  Rather than act compassionately he laughed at the dieing student and his grieving teammates and family.  He was immediately entered into a juvenile facility.

At the juvenile facility he had numerous violent incidents of the exact nature I can not recall.  These incidents all involved Prisoner X using various items as projectiles in which he could very accurately throw them with lethal results.  This included plates being used to break wind pipes, powders used to blind, small utensils used to pierce,  all these acts done from great distances.  After an incident where a guard nearly died he was moved under my care in Seagate.

I initially looked upon the file of Prisoner X with disbelief that a juvenile could not be handled correctly.  He quickly showed why he was regarded so dangerous when he nearly killed five other much larger inmates with bars of soap.  He was moved into isolation where we had a special program of keeping him away from all items.  We asked for advice from SHIELD and other government agencies.  Eventually, one came and took young Prisoner X away.

Crime:
Murder - Was sent first to a Juvenile facility after killing another player at a baseball game.  Due to complications and health concerns for other prisoners he was sent to Seagate.  I no longer have the exact information of what happened at the Juvenile facility but if memory serves he nearly killed a guard by throwing a lima-bean down his throat.  Due to the extreme danger of holding him he was transferred to Seagate.

Notes/Recent Events:
I recently saw a file from local Detective Misty Knight that shows a series of assassinations that seem eerily similar to the skill set of Prisoner X.  It was due to seeing this file that I have tried to drudge up facts on this mysterious young man in the obscure possibility the two are connected.

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David Cannon - Seagate Prisoner File No 7374V

David Cannon - Seagate Prisoner File No 7374V

White Power Dave


Prisoner #:7374V
First Name: David
Last Name: Cannon
AKA:  White Power Dave,White Dave,Whirlwind Dave
Affiliation: White Whirlwinds


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Background:
Born in Kansas City, Missouri David Cannon was born to a poor family.  Little is known about his family life but he did very poorly in school.  He dropped out of High School and took up criminal enterprises.  His lengthy criminal record begins at the age of 16 and he is constantly in and out of prison.

Within the prison system Mr. Cannon took to the white power movement and is considered one of the Aryan Nation leaders within Seagate prison.  It is rumored that Mr. Cannon plans out criminal activity from prison that are then carried out by his gang the White Whirlwinds outside of Prison.  Due to these reports he is under intense surveillance.

Dave has also threatened numerous inmates with beatings and death.


Crime:
Too many to count.  Burglary, Assault, Murder, Auto Theft, Fire Arm with out a license, Possession of Narcotics, ID Theft.  If it is illegal Cannon has done it.

Notes/Recent Events:
Mr. Cannon's gang the White Whirlwinds has had numerous battles with the African American gang the Chessmen.  For the time peace prevails with the two groups.

The Whirlwinds have apparently had a battle with a new African American gang called the Rivals.  This attack in the yard seemed to have done with the approval of the Chessmen.  I wonder if Hegg's leader of the Chessmen hired the Whirlwinds to act as his agent in this matter to keep his hands clean.

Mr Cannon befriended Prisoner Scott Lang in electronics class.  It seems that Mr. Cannon wanted Scott Lang to build him a mysterious contraption.  Alarmed at the possibility that Cannon could be building something to escape I had the guards intervene.  This disruption seems to have resulted in Cannon blaming Lang for the intervention.  He has threatened Lang openly.  We are now protecting Lang as best we can but Dave and his White Whirlwinds are dangerous.

Mr. Cannon seems to be talking to Prisoner Justin Hammer.  I am worried this is to continue the project that he had initially hired Lang for.  Guard Albert Rackham believes Cannon wants a suit similar to that used by the vigilante Tony Stark AKA Iron Man. This is an amusing update because I do not believe that Lang or Hammer possess the ability to make such an advanced suit in Bell Labs much less from the confines of Seagate Prison.

My guards have found plans for what Cannon calls Whirlwind Armor in his cell:
Dave Cannon's Whirlwind Armor sketches

Mr Cannon threatened Prisoner Trevor Slattery in the lunchroom however he backed down when the Chessmen stepped in to protect Mr. Slattery.

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Update:
Mr. Cannon was questioned after the disappearance of Trevor Slattery. As of now it does not seem that he was involved.

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Monday, July 28, 2014

Scott Lang - Seagate Prisoner File No 6969D

Scott Lang - Seagate Prisoner File No 6969D




Prisoner #: 6969D
First Name: Scott
Last Name: Lang
AKA:  Small Scott, Smelly Scott, Stinky Scott, Mr Stinkerrooney
Affiliation: None - Scott takes very fast showers

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Background:
Mr Lang was born in Coral Gables, Florida.  Lang does not have the typical criminal background.   He had good grades in school and a college education with a degree in Electrical Engineering.  He has a young daughter  named Cassie.  Cassie and Scott seem to have a strong relationship despite his prison term. Cassie visits and writes Scott often. 

Mr. Lang was an electronics expert but seemed to run-afoul of an unnamed corporate honcho and was blackballed from the electronics industry.  Struggling with unemployment Scott turned to a life of crime to make ends meet.  Using his electronic knowledge he was able to expertly disable alarm systems and rob commercial buildings.  Scott's skills as a burglar were quite good but his skills in selling stolen property were not and he was quickly caught and ended up here in Seagate.

Scott is not the hardened criminal type and is scared and furtive in prison.  He has excelled in our electronics class.

Crime:
Burglary.  During his short burglary career Mr Lang robbed mostly fast food joints and local electronic stores.

Notes/Recent Events:


Mr. Lang has some how made enemies with Dave Cannon's White Power Gang.  He was rescued by guards while getting a heavy beating.  I have guards following Mr. Lang in an attempt to keep him safe.   The guards can only do so much in a place like Seagate Prison.  I do not envy Mr Scott Lang.  It also causes me worry on what Dave Cannon could want with an Electronic Engineer.

Update: 
 Guards have recovered a sketch for a Whirlwind Armor in Dave Cannon's cell.  It is unknown if this was what Lang was working with Cannon on.
Dave Cannon's sketch of Whirlwind Armor 

Prisoners and Guards have complained about Scott Lang smelling foul.  Initially, I thought he may be avoiding showering after the incident with Mr. Cannon.  However, Mr. Lang protested that he has a medical bowel issue that causes him to have "especially gassy gas"  and "really really stinky gassy gas."  This is as of now unconfirmed by Seagate medical staff.  I assigned the guard Mr. Albert Rackham the duty of ensuring that Mr. Lang showers.  I have also issued Mr. Lang gas pills in-case there is any validity to his claim.

Scott's putrid smell has caused him to gain some infamy in the prison he is now often referred to by a variety of names that includes; Smelly Scott, Stinky Scott, and my personal favorite Mr Stinker-Rooney.

Mr Lang has had a good record in our walls and is a candidate for early parole.  I will write him a recommendation upon release provided he lasts that long.  I hope this will take Mr. Lang and his smell far, far away from my office.

Update:
After another altercation with Lang and the Whirlwinds we had him transferred to San Quentin where he will finish the remaining portion of his sentence.  God Speed Scott.


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