Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Can you solve the Seagate Files?

To Jessica,

Welcome to the Seagate files, I am not sure why you are interested in the ramblings of an old man like me.
There are mysteries in these files, unsolved cases, ciphers, unspeakable things....whispers.  Dark things, terrible crimes fill my mind and I find myself dwelling on them more and more everyday.  Something is happening in this world of ours.  Heretofore I have been unable to put the pieces together.  Perhaps you and that Peter fellow can make something of these files. Perhaps you can solve the riddles where I have been so unsuccessful.

Your friend,

Warden Tyler Stuart

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JQ

Monday, October 13, 2014

Guido Carboni - Seagate Prisoner File No 8873V

Guido Carboni - Seagate Prisoner File No 8873V


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Prisoner #:8873V
First Name: Guido
Last Name: Carboni
AKA:  
Affiliation: Maggia Crime Family


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Background:
Mr. Carboni grew up in an Italian neighborhood in NYCC.  He had descent grades until dropping out in High School.  He now three butcher shops, a construction company and a waste dispossal company.  No crimes have stuck on Carboni but he is believed to be a member of the Maggia crime family.  Some intel has Carboni as a major Maggia boss.  Given his large amount of businesses this would be the case.

Carboni cites his squaky clean record and says the allegations against him are nothing but discrimination.

Carboni strikes me as a dumb thug and I am amazed he has avoided criminal charges this far.

Crime:
Assault/Battery was witnessed beating a waitress for unknown reasons.  Charges have been dropped but Carboni is being held to see if he can provide any information on the Castle family murders.

He is suspected of having ties to the Maggia Crime Family.

Notes/Recent Events:
Mr. Carboni will be released soon.  He does not talk without his lawyer present.

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JQ

Friday, October 10, 2014

Luis Allegre - Seagate Prisoner File No 8876V

Luis Allegre - Seagate Prisoner File No 8876V

Maggia All Hail The King


Prisoner #:8876V
First Name: Luis
Last Name: Allegre
AKA:  
Affiliation: Maggia Crime Family


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Background:
Luis grew up in NYC, he is from poor Italian family.  He is a high school drop out.  He spent much of his years in out of juvenile detention for a variety of petty crimes and eventually drug dealing.  He eventually became a low level enforcer of the Maggia crime family.  Luis seems to have moved up the Maggia ladder and is now rumored to be a captain of Maggia crime lord Bruno Costa.

Crime:
Luis is suspected of taking part in the murders of Police Officer Frank Castle's family.

Notes/Recent Events:
Luis complains of a stomach issues.  The doctor believes he has an ulcer has prescribed the necessary
treatment.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Seagate Light #1 - Seagate's Official Newsletter


THE SEAGATE LIGHT  


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Note From Warden Tyler                                                                                                             
I have allowed the use of Prison resources and time on the creation of this newsletter in the hopes that it will provide some of you with skills that you can use outside of these hallowed walls.  The newsletter is a privilege and I will be watching both the newsletter and its effect on our population closely.  Any signs of incitement and the newsletter privilege will be revoked.  Use this resource wisely, carry on.

Seagate Going Ons (What we like to call news)                                                                         
Trevor Slattery - While filming a documentary the inmate Trevor Slattery disappeared.  Please contact the Warden immediately if you have information regarding his disappearance.

The cafeteria is excited to announce that Sloppy Joes will be returning to Fridays, as well as Taco Tuesday next month.

The ongoing vandalism in the Bathroom stalls with etchings like "Whirlwinds rule" "Rivals are King" and "Chessmen Forever" will not be tolerated.  The situation is being monitored by the guards.

Dr. Noah Burnstein is a scientist requesting volunteers to undergo a experimental medical testing.  Prisoner will receive a letter of recommendation from the warden as well as a reduced sentence.  Only you can know if the risk of growing extra eyeballs, and glowing skin are worth it.  Neither Seagate nor Dr. Burnstein will be held liable for side effects of the experimental procedures.


Poetry                                                                                                                                              
The poetry selection was made by inmate Trevor Slattery prior to his sudden disappearance.  We felt with his enlightened Shakespearean background he could select an entertaining piece.  He selected the poem Ozymandias on the fall of Kings and Empires by Percy Shelley. Enjoy:

 
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away


Meet your fellow Inmates                                                                                                                      

Name:  Carl Lucas
From:  New York City - Harlem
Favorite Music:  Anything by Tupac
Favorite Movie:  Kill Bill - A story of revenge, I can relate.
Favorite Book:  Count of Mont Cristo
Favorite Food and Why:  Fried Chicken because it tastes great and goes with anything.
Least Favorite Food and Why:  Fish because it smells like Fish.  Plus they look funny.

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JQ

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The other escapee the Purple Man

With the apparent escape of Trevor Slattery my name is being dragged through the mud.  I was absolutely tricked.  I feel like a fool, an idiot and I am very, very angry.

This episode though has caused me to look at an older file from a colleague.

Who is the Purple Man?
It begins with a simple request for transfer of a prisoner.  This transfer was for a prisoner by the name of Zebediah Killgrave the Warden found that he had no such prisoner.  He initially thought it was a mistake until he did find one record of Zebediah Killgrave being admitted.  Confused he found massive gaps in video surveillance during the week where Mr. Killgrave was admitted.  There were no files on Mr. Killgrave they had all seemingly been destroyed.  Further, none of the guards seemed to recall Mr. Killgrave or what he looked like.

Somehow Killgrave escaped by unknown means and managed to erase all the files on his person and all of the security video.

One guard did recall finding a note that he saved.  It turns out it was found in the cell that Killgrave was admitted to.  The Guard walked by the cell and was confused to find it empty and with its door open.  He could not recall who was inside it and upon looking in the records it seemed that it was indeed empty.

One bizarre item found on the floor was the note.  It read:

I AM THE PURPLEMAN

My colleague has been greatly distressed by this incident.  Some have questioned his honesty in the matter but I feel he is being earnest.  Now with my own storm on my hands, I can't help but question who is this Killgrave?  Who is the Purpleman?

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Notes - On Apparent Escape of Trevor Slattery

There have been no escapes at Seagate under my tenor until now.  Trevor Slattery has apparently escaped using the documentary crew filming as a ruse.  This is a very embarrassing event.

Of all the inmates I expected to pull off something like this Trevor Slattery was not even on the list.  I apparently let my guard down.

Jackson Norris the documentary film maker who was in charge of the documentary was obviously not who he said he was.  I am reviewing the background information on him now to see if I can kind any peculiarities.

Teams are hunting for Mr Slattery and Mr Norris now.  I have no doubt that both will be caught.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Request for volunteers from Dr Noah Burstein

Seagate received a request from a Dr Burstein to set up a lab on the premises of Seagate and allow for experiments on prisoner volunteers.  I initially declined this request but the matter seems to have been approved by someone over my head.  The lab equipment is already in transit.

I hate the idea of prisoners being used as guinea pigs.  My duty as warden is not simply to protect the outside world from the prisoners but also to protect the prisoners themselves.  Usually, this means protecting them from themselves or an over zealous guard.  In this instance it seems the outside world wishes to meddle with them.  The world may soon wish they left this place in peace.

My reservations aside it sounds like Burstein's study is on cell regeneration and I don't see that leading to much trouble.  Nonetheless, these are very dangerous criminals and I will need to find a guard or two to watch over the precedings.  Yet another tax on my already limited resources.

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